February 2011
When people are like "pissed off. don't text me."
icrackedcorn:
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NO ONE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU ANYWAYS.
omg eyes.
they’re nice from afar, but people post these intense close-up pictures of eyes on tumblr and stumbleupon. they freak me out, like, a lot. you can see all these crevices and it looks like some weird alien planet or a fungus… AHh so fucking weird. just… no. stop, that’s gross.
January 2011
Damn Thats Whack: How to Succeed in Heads Up Seven... →
damnthatswhack:
Tips for the thumb-presser:
It’s all about the mind games.
If you are a petite little girl, poke as if you are a big burly man to leave the victim in a state of confusion.
If you are approaching from the left press thumb to the right (vice versa) because more mind games = greater chances…
Post a heart in my ask box. For every heart I get...
cokeandcigarettes:
liestoldwithfingerstied:
I talk about myself so much that nothing I say is going to surprise you.
I don’t talk about myself, please.
lol at my repulsiveness
I wish I had a friend to hang out with all the...
themidnightgame:
Someone to come to my house and just hang out. We could drive all over and not do a damn thing. Or play hide and seek outside. Or run around Walmart and fuck around. Or order pizza/Chinese and watch movies and play video games. Just have a shit ton of fun doing the most random things.
If I had someone like that, then I’d never want to lock myself in my room like I do.